Food Bloggers come up with some really whack yet oh so freakin brilliant ideas. Ideas that may not necessarily be good for the body, but brilliant nonetheless. It’s a good thing some of us don’t take ourselves too seriously cuz you you know what, the game would be boring as hell. That’s the situation that I’m talking about right now. A few of the Pork Gangstaz and their partners in crime came over to my joint for a Chocolate Ice Cream Party and Filipino BBQ. The weather was ON POINT so we spent some time on the deck soakin up the rays with the music cranked up, BBQ spitting fat and sheeerazz flowing as we anticipated the feeding frenzy. For ma peeps who couldn’t make it, don’t worry, there will be a round two mamasita.
From what I remember, we were talking steam mops (don’t ask) *cough April* and then randomly switched to a round table discussion on the best chocolate ice cream in town. Each of us had a strong favourite – a few Ben & Jerry, Connoisseur and Movenpick voters. With our creative minds put together, we formed Voltron. I wish. But, we had the next best thing -a Chocolate Ice Cream Battle which was perfect considering I haven’t done a Food Battle in yonkers it was screaming neglect!
There were two rules:
1. Bring along a tub of yo favourite chocolate ice cream
2. Though add-ons like choc chips were fine, the base must be chocolate.
How ironic. My name on an ice cream tub.
Of course, we couldn’t just survive on ice cream, so I was initially aiming for a simple menu of pizzas and typical dude food but knowing I was expecting a house full of Food Bloggers who eat like they have worms LOL, I cranked up the volume and thought, why not do a Filipino BBQ?!! Gosh. With so many dishes running through my mind, I shortlisted a few of my favourite BBQ items and ranked them by complexity and cooking methods until I had a workable menu with a variety of meats. I didn’t want to cook everything on the grill considering its compact size. So I got in my go go mobile and headed to South Melbourne Market to buy a tonne of meat then to the partay shop for themed supplies including an ice cream shaped balloon which was way cool and lolly bags with ice cream flavoured candy.
I LIKE ICE CREAM I LIKE ICE CREAM I LIKE ICE CREAM
Filipino BBQ Menu
Entree
Pandesal – native sweet bread rolls, good with a hefty amount of butter baked the day before
Mains
BBQ Pork Skewers – marinated in Filipino goodness for 2 days then charred to perfection on the grill
Chicken Tocino Wings – cured overnight then blasted in the oven
No bake, No marinade Twice Cooked Cola + Tamarind Spicy Pork Ribs – recipe here
Lolly Bags! It had to be done. I got a variety of ice cream themed and retro candy and piggy tattoos.
The Chocolate Ice Cream Battle begins…
As the mains started to dissipate, we moved indoors for the judging. I actually bought a blindfold as I went OOC in the party supply shop and bought everything I thought was dope. I seriously envisioned us literally blind tasting each ice cream brand, giving it a rating and deciding on the best. It would have been hilarious to see! But of course, sometimes my imagination belongs in another era.. so whaaat! We opted instead, to get Josh, who kindly volunteered, to bring us a rounds of each ice cream at a time as we gave our ratings on the brand. OMG there were so many tubs of ice cream it took up my whole freezer!
It was good to see how different our tastes were. Some liked the darker, more bitter variety whilst others liked a sweeter milk chocolate flavour. One thing is for sure. Despite us thinking we knew our ice cream brands, there were a few surprises I tell you.
The Brands
Below is how I would have thought they would have ranked according to my tastes. But of course, the results proved otherwise.
- Movenpick Swiss Chocolate
- Gundowring Chocolate
- Ben & Jerry’s Chocolate Fudge Brownie
- Kohu Road Dark Chocolate
- Connoisseur Belgian Chocolate
- New Zealand Natural Chocolate Ecstasy
Zee Results
#1 Ben and Jerry’s Chocolate Fudge Brownie
Verdict: 50.5 out of 60
As soon as I had my first spoonful, I knew it was Ben and Jerry’s for sure. I mean, who else in the market has that much brownie chunks plus they have quite a distinct taste to their brand. I had my first B & J’s in New York five years ago and dreamed that one day they would come downunder and bam, they did! In fact, their first scoop shop just opened up in Melbourne a few weeks back in South Yarra along ‘doof doof’ Chapel Street. So close to work too!
Yes, this won all of us over but come on, they certainly had the clear advantage with all that chewy chunky goodness amongst that closer to dark chocolate creamy base. You want your kid/partner to sit and behave, give them a tub of this and they’ll even clean after themselves.
#2 Gundowring Chocolate
Verdict: 49 out of 60
I recall this being quite different texture wise compared to the others. It didn’t come across as melted/runny or anything but reminded us of a light chocolate mousse. I actually liked it but was initially thrown off. After the guys left and having a few more hours in the freezer, I tried it again. Funnily enough, despite the texture hardening back to standard ice cream form, I f0und myself craving the previous softer texture!
#3 Kohu Road Dark Chocolate
Verdict: 45.5 out of 60
I bought this one from the local IGA. I hadn’t seen Kohu in the freezer isle before so it made for the perfect choice. Packaged as dark chocolate, it definitely lived up to its name. It had a hard texture so each mouthful had to do the twist around the tongue but remained smooth throughout with no annoying icy bits. It was also quite sharp and wasn’t as sweet so the dark chocolate was able to just cut right through and state its presence. Great quality from NZ!
4th: Connoisseur Belgian Chocolate
Verdict: 45 out of 60
The Connoisseur was our dark horse – I’m pretty sure it was the cheapest tub and since it only just inched into fourth, it represented the best value. It scored and was fairly smooth and bitter sweet dark.
5th: NZ Natural Chocolate Ecstasy
Verdict: 34 out of 60
Usually a fan of the brand, this was the first time I tried their chocolate variety. I usually stick to their creamy vanilla and hokey pokey. It may have been a bad batch but it was icey and not as creamy as the others. It also didn’t have that indulgent chocolate flavour you want when you grab a spoon and dig into a tub of choccie ice cream on the couch wah. I would have loved to see this score in the top 3.
6th: Movenpick Swiss Chocolate
Verdict: 33 out of 60
This was the real shocker! The shockers of shockers. Believe it or not, more shocking than my table manners. It may have been due to the amount of dark chocolate ice cream consumed, but for some out of this world reason, none of us recognized it. For someone who forks out the premium ‘dollar dollar bills’ this brand demands at the supermarket, I was expecting it to score the highest so I had it again later that night and was in love with my beloved once again. Phew…
DUN DUN DUN….
As you can tell from the results, Ben and Jerry’s Chocolate Fudge Brownie takes home the prize.
To conclude the judging, we all went bizerk and added chunks of April’s addictive chocolate peanut butter brownies to the other varieties. The best combination ever of salty and sweet and then worked off some of that sugar with a few rounds of fake tennis and archery (PS3 Move).
I started writing this post days after the party, then got distracted by other life happenings which included going back and forth to the freezer as I finally dusted off the remaining tubs of endless chocolate ice cream.
Pork Gangstaz
I also grabbed a couple of Piggy tattoos! We ate like pigs and ate a whole lotta pig too so I thought these tats were very fitting. Don’t mess with the #porkgangstaz cuz we’ll come over to your house and eat all the pork and ice cream. LOL
I’m looking forward to the next ice cream party when I around to organising another date (yes, we need a round two) but I unexpectedly had to pull the plug due to a good friend’s farewell. Life happens you know what I’m sayin’! So we did a farewell cookoff where we cooked up a massive feast of Beef Asado Ribs, coconut chicken, baked eggplant with 3 cheeses and lamb, baked a cake where I got to use a KitchenAid for the very first time (OMG I want one! It made everything so seamless), pasta and o
f course, a gigantic trifle.
Too Hood.
And den?
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Adrian
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Yay thanks for hosting an awesome party.
PS: hahahahaha I can see where you forgot to paraphrase at one point!
no wuz A-Trax. Yeah, I skimmed over some details lol.
Oh this is my type of party 😀
hehe, mine too!
So chocolate ice cream is one of my least favourite things, but OMG REDSKINS!!! And those orange and blue lollies- are those the ones with kinda like a fizzy sherbert in the middle? OH MEMORIES!!!
Oh no ST! I agree though – when grabbing a cone of ice cream, I hardly get chocolate for some reason. Too many other choices!
Omg I love this post! Such an awesome party!! 🙂 It’s surprising, cos I’d have thought that Connoisseur or Movenpick would take the prize, but as this verdict tells, classy brand name isn’t everything 🙂 And your Filipino bbq food looks so delicious!! 🙂
Twas indeed. I know huh..we were all shocked! Yes, rocked out the Filipino food
Yes, it’s crazy that the Mövenpick ice cream got voted last! Shocking indeed. Although I love chocolate, I’m not a big fan of chocolate ice cream…
Cheers,
Rosa
I know! We were gutted. I’m still a huge fan though!
It sounds to me like you throw the best parties. Love the balloon! And lolly bags? I just love a take home lolly bag. The poor Kiwis! I thought they made the best ice cream. I think you’ll be getting a lot of requests from readers wanting to be at your next party – you better get a bigger house! xx
hehe, great minds 🙂 Lolly Bags are so underrated in grown up parties.
Yes, I think I may need to extend LOL
ooooh yes this is one party I wouldn’t miss!!!
I can’t wait for the next one!
I would LOVE to taste your Filipino food one day. It’s been years since I indulged 🙂
Would be happy to! Nothing beats a Filipino BBQ…so much pork!
I’m not surprised that B&J won, love their icecream and could eat the whole tub to myself in a sitting. BBQ followed by ice cream tasting? Sounds like my kind of day hehe
Indeed. So chunky 🙂
It was the best way to finish off the meal
My issue with Filipino food is that there’s so much meat. It always looks tasty but being a vegetarian I can almost never eat it.
The chocolate ice cream party sounds like fun!
Yes, Filipino food has alota of meat lol BUT there are also many vegetarian dishes and salads. So much ice cream in one sitting…
This sounds fun!! I love chocolate ice cream (and what a great excuse to try different brands of ice cream) and BBQ… those BBQ dishes look seriously amazing!
It was the bees knees. I can’t wait for the 2nd one. Might make it a an annual thing
What a great idea for a party!!!!! And wonderful to review the various brands – you really know how to take advantage of the weather.
With so many ppl, it made for the perfect taste test
Sounds like this was possibly the best party human kind has ever had. Great hosting skills there with your BBQ and icecream decorations. Sounds like getting an invite to a party at your place is what we all should be aiming for!
haha, I can’t wait for the next one. Just flipping between what flavors though…
Haha!! I love that Ben and Jerrys one too. Why is it out of 60? 😛
B & J’s was a clear winner. It was how we scored it with so many tasters 🙂
Hilarious post, Adrian and I’m drooling over that BBQ food. I see the makings of a regular series here 🙂
I’m still drooling over how much ice cream we had leftover that I got to eat all week long lol
Awesome party theme! Love the balloon 🙂 And those BBQ skewers… damn, son!
The balloon was a hard find. Had to go to a costume shop. BBQ Skewers rock
oh man I would kill for from choc ice cream right now… or Philippino bbq… or Philippino bbq icecream… *homer drool*
I need a big ol’ ice cream tub right now. I’m melting in this heat!
Wow, I love this kind of party…chocolate ice cream and BBQ…I would be very happy!
Have a great week Adrian!
It’s the best combo ever
Haha Pork gangstaz ;)! great concept of a party now I know which ice cream yo buy 😀
Dunno how we came up with that name but it worked :M
AIYARRRR… So so sad to have missed out on this! Too bad it clashed with the conference otherwise I’d be stuffing my face in all that ice cream too. SOB! But glad to see you guys having an unforgettable time. Cherrie and I were saying once that we want to swap my Malaysian food for her Filipino cooking one day. We should totally make it happen with you as well yo!
haha, I know! You missed out. All good, I can’t wait for the 2nd one.
I’m so down for that!
An ice cream and Filipino BBQ party sounds like my dream come true!
I think I need to start planning the 2nd one 🙂
Hey i also liked this kinds of parties…nice post.